The Ballyfermot Blogger

A truely original adventure with the man who is a legend in his own pants all you gotta do is click the 6 separate images to hear the man in action, truely a musical fruity genius!

Can you do better than my attempts….Just add a comment then, go on you know you want to.

1. “Talk to the Hand” ” Eh? What do you mean its a more attractive option”
2. “These are the Four Fat Fingers of the Apocalypse and the thumb is the economy”
3. “Trust me you don’t wanna know where the hand has been”
4. “The vicious rumour that I am losing weight stops right here”
5. “Mary, dont make me use ‘The Mighty Hand Of Slap’ ” again

” Who are you calling ‘Mr Del Monte’ ”

“Does my face look big in this? ”

” We’re Gonna need a bigger mike ”

” What the hell kind of magic mirror are you anyway? ”

” I’m not drunk yet sonny ”

” Buy me another five drinks and I’ll wear it as a hat ”

” Don’t look at my knees, you might see my chins ”

” Hey, you got the lips right ”

” Who would have thought that a Barney suit would have looked so well on you? “

Taken from www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures Lets have some comments as captions

I’ll start you off:

Bush “It’s the only way to do it without hurting the Oil”
To view more funny captions or to add your own just click the comments on the right of this picture