Say What? Strange Irish Quotes

The Irish Pork Scandal 12/08
Brian Cowan: “I think it’s been made clear that in coming days it will be possible to put in place product which does not emanate from sources which have been identified as the problem, and therefore people can in that instance proceed back to previous consumer trends”.
Translation: Yer bloody ham sambo and crispy bacon will be back be the weekend so shag off askin’ bout it