Bye now you’ve figured out that I’m Irish and that girley socked big lipped french cheat I dislike intensely right now and his face on TV will be despised for generations to come.

France enjoy your World Cup, you don’t deserve anything and bye Jeysus I’m buttoning my lip right now. May the cheat of the night come back to haunt you and I will be there to congratulate the cur.

Henry, whatever you do don’t fall and brake you big girly lips and never wash your left hand again unless it goes straight to hell in case it was being baptised.

The hand of Lip will never rest until the justice of Irish World Cup Football is brought to bear.

Meet the leader of the new ‘regime.. (of the) ..Fianna Fail dictatorship’ as Enda Kenny puts it ‘the people see this ..’ Hmmm.. I think the people see dumb people everywhere at the moment coming soon to a pole near you.

“The real issue of today is who is best equipped to get us through the situation now,” Mr Cowen said. building up a secret army then or are we just well stacked at the moment? And he said he would not shrink….in order to win votes. *cough* But “It’s going through a severe contraction.” yikes I’d see a doctor right away.

Cowen continues policies now being adopted “do not meet wide popular approval” Sure this is what Government is all about, after all Democracy is all about whatever suits the minority , for sure.

The Great Enda Kenny then stood to the fore and proclaims, surely at the risk of the firing squad , Mr Kenny said there had been apologies and accountability from top executives…“All accepted responsibilities for their actions; all resigned,”

“I’m sorry – the economy hasn’t crashed rebuked Mr Cowen

Mr Cowen said “swift and severe change in fortunes” could arrive in the night by the guardstappo possibly? Watch you back Enda, lock your doors.

He said he ‘didn’t accept the Government had blown the boom because everywhere he went he saw new hospitals and freshly-built schools and roads’  Propaganda fit for a Fascist nation?

“You presided over a regime that put banks and developers before the people,” the FG leader claimed.  Here here, Vote for Enda for the truth hurts Facists probably

Picture kindly taken from http://zioneocon.blogspot.com/ and this wonderful completely out of context story comes from the great Irish Independant website http://www.independent.ie/national-news/elections/i-had-planned-to-fix-economy-says-cowen-1745113.html .

God Bless Ireland ‘home of the brave and the land of the free facist ‘

Facts a comparison of Flu

Deaths

Spanish Flu

Infection Rates 25 million in its first 25 weeks 20% or more of the world population suffering from the disease to some extent. Cause of death ‘A cytokine storm is a potentially fatal immune reaction consisting of a positive feedback loop between cytokines and immune cells, with highly elevated levels of various cytokines.’ In other words a healthly immune system is fooled into attacking the healthy host body. This is why so many young adults died as apposed to childern and older people lived; ironicly becase thay had weaker immune systems. Mortality rate 50% of all adults aged between 20 and 40.

Swine Flu

So far there has been Aprox: 2000 infections since April 13 when it emerged with maybe 80 deaths, it has spread very quickly from Mexico to America, then Isreal, New Zealand and today Canada. Mortality rates so far 4%.

Should the virus mutate again to a more deadly form, then we ahould all worry. Till then say your prayers. Watch this space for futher developments

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They jump the final fence and

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Grand National Result 2009

1. Mon Mome (L Treadwell) 100-1 (WINNER ‘GREEN HORSE’ MY YOUNGEST PICKED TAKEN AT 66/1 €5 ew)
2. Comply Or Die (T J Murphy) 14-1 (ew AT €5 TAKEN AT 8/1)
3. My Will (R Walsh) 8-1 (ew €5 TAKEN AT 7/1)
4. State of Play (Paul Moloney) 14-1 (NO BET)
5. Cerium 100-1 (€15 EW WON €900 ALONE TAKEN AT 250 / 1 WORTH MORE THAN EVERYTHING ELSE TOGETHER!!!)

TOTAL WINNINGS €1,350

So you see I did pick NO 2 radio button from all the above polls and this is my true story of how I beat the bookies and not a word of a lie, Dad your watching over me this weekend and God bless you! Burberys Bookies I thank you for being the ‘wrong bookies’ in the wrong place at the right time, cheers!

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In an off the cuff and impromptu interview yesterday the Taoiseacht Brian Cowan allegedly said that the solution to the Irish Banking management disgrace had come to him in a ‘ Lucid moment’ while chomping on some peanut and lard sanbitches (expensive GAA sandwich) while on the television popped up the Sky news story of Chinese Cat meat trade.

‘Fat Cats’ mummered Brian ‘Sure gotta put them in their place somehow and we could open a new trade link to China in the process too’

‘They owe us 7 Billion, now they must pay’ sniffed Brian ‘Whoo, this lard is a bit high’ but soon the images were back on the screen.

‘Yes cages, there’s enough to go around, yes billions could be made, very tasty billions’. ‘I guess we’ll see what the cat drags in now’ ho ho Brian chuckles to himself like a hungry Jabba ‘the Santa’ Hut

‘Preformance gauges will be needed to find out who is naughty and who is nice, some kind of yard stick method’, ‘So lets see you squeeze your way outta that one bloody fat hairy bandits’ he thought to himself, the kettle calling the pot black

‘Yes’  he thinks ‘I can picture it right now’ ’simple yet effective method for a shower of stupid fat cat bankers’ ’Ook ook’ he repeats in excitement like an excited silverback  ’ And the thanks and praise and glory will all be mine’ , ‘ I shall be draped in the Emperors new Regalia and finest attire and maybe even finally afford some liposuction on my face’ wobbleing his jowels with pork chop appeal

‘Mary wouldn’t like it though if she accidently made it onto my golden circle’ , ‘ I should book the colonic too perhaps’

The Bank is dead, long live the Banker

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In 2001 he said
” When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt , It’s going to be decisive”
So those sneaky Iraqi camels were trying to trick you again eh Dubya

“in Washington, DC, we’ve got these Vampire-busting devices. A Vampire is a, a cell deal you can plug into the wall and charge your cell phone”
So when it’s fully charged you stab the Al Gore picture on the wall, through the heart, with it? Fun for idiots for only 20,000 US American Dollars

” The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur”
So how would you say that in English then

In 2002
“There an old saying in Tennessee- I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee- that says, fool me once, shame on …shame on you. Fool me…. You can’t get fooled again
So your no fool then, for shameing a fool it would  only take an impromptu statement like this

2003
The Ambassador and the General were briefing me that the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice”
Does their peaceful world contain oil by any chance?

2004

” Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we ”
Say it like it is George

“Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destablilize their country”
That wouldn’t be your job then?

2005
” I’m looking forward to a good nights sleep on the soil of a friend”
who’s a dirty little birdy ?

2006
When asked what was his best moment in office so far he replied
“  When I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth Bass in my Lake ”
Which you then lovingly named Monica

2007
” All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone “
Sleeping on the enemy’s sofa again                                                                     

2008
“And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs in the machine making place”
A how to survive the recession special that would put Brians plan to shame

2009
Final White House briefing
” Sometimes you misunderestimated me”
I think I’m undermistanding you all the time