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Scandalicious, Sacrelious Sick Pig Syndrome

AuthorPhilip Hickey CategoryHomer Simpson, Irish Pork Scandal DateDecember 10th, 2008

I quote a wise man

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

We’ve just been given “the all clear” for the “Sick Pig Syndrome” from Europe, dare you believe it? I feel that the Irish public are becoming Homers “wonderful, magical animal” a great laughing stock of Europrean breeds stuffed to the hilt with pisioned reteroric and misfead pamphlets of beauracratic food for ‘escaping the scandal’ thoughts. If we were an endangered species then our Polititians would find a way to keep their jobs alive in their cold dead fingers

I’d like to wish all of you the Great Irish people around the country a safe and happy Christmas, no matter what you eat, you are still Irish.

George Orwell said “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others” I’d rather be an honest animal

You’re a Sick Pig

AuthorPhilip Hickey CategoryIrish Pork Scandal DateDecember 6th, 2008

Okay everybody, just stop it right now, EATING IRISH PORK that’s been infected with undisclosed toxins (possibly cancer casing agents) since September 2008. Its taken the responsible agencies 3 months to declare their findings it this new National Disgrace yet again It’s another  Irish Pork pie in the Face. So who’s been telling porkies and which farms ,10 is the number, have been mentioned using an illegal poisonous feed in their Pigs diets, that was detected in Pork fat.

I for one love Pork, but I for one have consumed numerous Irish pork Sausages, Irish Rashers, Irish Ham , Crackling and Irish Roast Pork dinners in the last three months. I don’t know about you but i’ve had a number a strange random illnesses recently that could have come from any source including my diet.

You are what you eat and I’m sending back all Irish Pork and then I’m off to give LIDL some more business. Long live LIDL the land of quality German Pork produce.

Why did my brother, whom I haven’t seen nor heard from for at least a year, take it upon himself to call me tonight to warn me about this tonight at 10pm and why is the first mention of the story to be found on an English Website? BBC Story that I could find? I’ll tell you why because he knows what I know and that is our great Country leaders always withhold any story of this magnitude to stop their heads rolling out of the money pit and into the world of the blindfolded Irish person who hears no evil and sees no evil till its too bloody late.

I am sick of being sick at the moment and I am being sickened by the Illegal carry-ons in this great country’s corridors of imagined power, all I can hear is echos of once great men and women who once cared for us as a nation. We need change out of respect to ourselves and by God we need it now

We are the Irish people , not guinea pigs