The Ballyfermot Blogger

I quote a wise man

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

We’ve just been given “the all clear” for the “Sick Pig Syndrome” from Europe, dare you believe it? I feel that the Irish public are becoming Homers “wonderful, magical animal” a great laughing stock of Europrean breeds stuffed to the hilt with pisioned reteroric and misfead pamphlets of beauracratic food for ‘escaping the scandal’ thoughts. If we were an endangered species then our Polititians would find a way to keep their jobs alive in their cold dead fingers

I’d like to wish all of you the Great Irish people around the country a safe and happy Christmas, no matter what you eat, you are still Irish.

George Orwell said “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others” I’d rather be an honest animal