The Ballyfermot Blogger

We’ve all haired about the missterious €410 FAS funded hairdo that is alleged to have happened across the mallet that is Mary Harneys head without having to stop and ask direction for payment of €400 plus a €10 tip, very nice. Fas pockets run deep, very deep indeed with allegations of false invoices to false companies an false email accounts running rife across the country, we the people have a lack of communication. Will the real and honest to goodness hairdo please stand up.

          ”Xena”                               “Regal”                       ”O’Hara”                ”Picking a Snot-Zorro Winner”

If the mystery hairdo turns out to be any of the above classic’s then it could have been worth it, eh?

Mary Harney Irelands Minister for Health, Scary isn’t it

Hey Ladies,
I Imagine your bad hair days are a soon to be a underfunded recessional rare breed only, as Scientists “are explor(ing) the workings of hair with an atomic-force microscope and samples of Caucasian female hair” Thats the commonly spotted white lady to me and you girls, to discover why fibers in the hair “create friction with other fibers and make hair feel rough to the touch and hard to comb” wowzers! I can tell you that the hair market leaders are quaking in their perfect hairdos right now, either ordering a hitman or a pizza depending on the mood to cope with the thoughts of the current research coming to fruition, after all who wouldn’t purchase the bottle that flaunts the dream of “the perfect mullet rise or shine”
Don’t all swoon at once, read the full story here on The Washington Post