Henry is a World Cup Cheat

November 19th, 2009

Sorry to have to say this guys, especially if your French, but Henry is a dirty cheating Bar Steward. He handled the ball twice in the box before passing it for the goal that knocked Ireland out of the World Cup playoffs. Watch the replay it’s worst than ‘The hand of God’

Bye now you’ve figured out that I’m Irish and that girley socked big lipped french cheat I dislike intensely right now and his face on TV will be despised for generations to come.

France enjoy your World Cup, you don’t deserve anything and bye Jeysus I’m buttoning my lip right now. May the cheat of the night come back to haunt you and I will be there to congratulate the cur.

Henry, whatever you do don’t fall and brake you big girly lips and never wash your left hand again unless it goes straight to hell in case it was being baptised.

The hand of Lip will never rest until the justice of Irish World Cup Football is brought to bear.

Tags: Big Lips, Cheat, French, Henry, Ireland Robbed, Play offs, World Cup

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14 responses on this post:

Johnson

November 19th, 2009 at 3:36 am

This will not do. We have to organise some kind of protest.

Go to http://www.cheatingscum.net and register your anger Ballyfermot blogger

Having said that, I think your lip criticism may be a little bit racist

Philip Hickey

November 19th, 2009 at 10:09 am

I don’t think so, doe’s he have big lips? yes. this is not a racial trait it’s just the way he was born, just like he’s a great footballer and thats not being racist either.

Is the girley socks anti women, no. It leads to my coining of the phrase ‘The hand of lip’ as apposed to ‘the hand of God’ but you know who I’m talking about there straight away.

I have a big nose, does it really matter? What matters is Herny is a dirty cheater and I’m angry.

Darren's Blog Admin

December 1st, 2009 at 1:43 pm

He kinda looks like a cheating monkey with big lips and horse teeth

Philip Hickey

December 1st, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Well I’m not sure I would call that caracuture ‘cheating monkey’ like but the teeth are tending towards the horesy end alright but in saying that he is a big dirty cheat in the meataphorical sense natch, oh yeah and the lips nearly forgot.

Darren's Blog Admin

December 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Yeah, you can not forget the lips…

I also heard it’s lucky to rub his head before a football match, so if you cheat during a match you’ll luckily get away with it.

Philip Hickey

December 8th, 2009 at 11:29 am

Well it’s a pity that we didn’t get our retaliation in first by rubbing his head before that match but then you’d have to know about it first right? Hang on where did I leave my time machine again doh!

Darren's Blog Admin

February 19th, 2010 at 4:39 pm

If I got the chance I’d rub his head with a brilo pad and slap some sense into him.

I once lost my time machine in taxi, lol

Philip Hickey

February 22nd, 2010 at 10:27 am

Thats where I found mine actually ha ha small world eh? But the irony of the piece is that I got France in the World cup draw.

I hope they crash out in the first round.

Trevor

April 16th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

Hi haterrrrr hi haterrrrr

don’t hate… its nothing the irish aren’t use too.. face it your team sucks and you’ll be lucky to make a world cup again

Henry iis better than any irish player on the face of the planet that has ever existed so you can hum on his world cup euro cup, champions league la liga and premier nuts haterrrr

Philip Hickey

April 18th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Oh deary me, Trevor the ‘don’t hate’ hater has just struck, demeans the Irish Football Team, mis-spells ‘irish’ dismisses our entire future footballing History, be-littles the quality of Irish sporting hero’s.

Trevor is Anti Irish in a big way, there’s another name for that isn’t there? Bye the way, you never really read my first comment on this piece did you Trev and I believe that you are addressing yourself when you said

‘Hi haterrrrr hi haterrrrr’

and those two words after that must have made your fingertips bleed Trev and all this from somebody living in Dundas, Canada? Well at least that make the French Connection more clear. I’ve got one thing to say to the likes of you: USA

James

July 19th, 2010 at 12:47 am

Get over it Irish fans. Manure occureth. Produce better footballers and this won’t be a problem. Oh and didn’t the USA actually make it to the tournament? The USA is better than the Irish. Have fun with that thought. Hahahaha

Philip Hickey

July 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Oh another tool and this time from Orlando Florida, Ah yes the USA were USAless in the tournment drawing with an equally poor England.

Thats what I get for praising USA, go and grow some happy thought in your crapulance that is Manure occureth from you mouth James.

James

July 26th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

That was a praise to the US? I thought it was another American bash. Well then my apologies on that statement. No apologies on the rest though. Haha but Orlando, Florida? I’m not even in America good sir.

Philip Hickey

August 18th, 2010 at 1:22 pm

all this from somebody living in Dundas, Canada? Well at least that make the French Connection more clear. I’ve got one thing to say to the likes of you: USA

Taken from the previous comment from Trevor, and no it wasn’t another(?) American Bash seeing as your not American I don’t see why you should care.

Good day sir

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