After examining the portrait for artist merit, Leading Art Director Angelo De’ Paddi stated that the naked image of the Taoiseach Brian Cowen must have come from a real life session. ” The unknown heroic and dashing antics of the reverse thief whom left the works of art in two seperate galleries were to be applauded” say Angelo. This could lead to a reversal of fortune for Ireland and Indeed a fortune if sold to the right minded source.
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Angelo De’ Paddi
‘A very Important piece indeed’
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Brian ‘Jeysus I do look well in it don’t I ?’
Angelo ‘Very lifelike indeed! ,did you pose for this?’
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Brian ‘I didn’t take me much to get into ‘ya know’ the mood’
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Brian ’Very Tasty’
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Angelo ‘You mean the Chinese dealers offer?’
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Brian ‘No, me nipples’
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In an off the cuff and impromptu interview yesterday the Taoiseacht Brian Cowan allegedly said that the solution to the Irish Banking management disgrace had come to him in a ‘ Lucid moment’ while chomping on some peanut and lard sanbitches (expensive GAA sandwich) while on the television popped up the Sky news story of Chinese Cat meat trade.
‘Fat Cats’ mummered Brian ‘Sure gotta put them in their place somehow and we could open a new trade link to China in the process too’
‘They owe us 7 Billion, now they must pay’ sniffed Brian ‘Whoo, this lard is a bit high’ but soon the images were back on the screen
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‘Yes cages, there’s enough to go around, yes billions could be made, very tasty billions’. ‘I guess we’ll see what the cat drags in now’ ho ho Brian chuckles to himself like a hungry Jabba ‘the Santa’ Hut
‘Preformance gauges will be needed to find out who is naughty and who is nice, some kind of yard stick method’, ‘So lets see you squeeze your way outta that one bloody fat hairy bandits’ he thought to himself, the kettle calling the pot black
‘Yes’ he thinks ‘I can picture it right now’ ’simple yet effective method for a shower of stupid fat cat bankers’ ’Ook ook’ he repeats in excitement like an excited silverback ’ And the thanks and praise and glory will all be mine’ , ‘ I shall be draped in the 
Emperors new Regalia and finest attire and maybe even finally afford some liposuction on my face’ wobbleing his jowels with pork chop appeal
‘Mary wouldn’t like it though if she accidently made it onto my golden circle’ , ‘ I should book the colonic too perhaps’
The Bank is dead, long live the Banker
Thanks for voting on the poll, your wish is my command
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Philip Hickey
March 24th, 2009
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