Can you do better than my attempts….Just add a comment then, go on you know you want to.

- “Talk to the Hand” ” Eh? What do you mean its a more attractive option”
- “These are the Four Fat Fingers of the Apocalypse and the thumb is the economy”
- “Trust me you don’t wanna know where the hand has been”
- “The vicious rumour that I am losing weight stops right here”
- “Mary, dont make me use ‘The Mighty Hand Of Slap’ ” again


January 14th, 2009

6. Which is bigger? My hand or my head.
7. Smell my fingers, I just had K.F.C
8. Where in debt, this many billion
9. This is my famous Superman impression
10. Hands up, who is the biggest ejet in politics?
11. Hi Hitler….