The Ballyfermot Blogger

My current record shown here video recorded click to play: 5259 meters, taken from this simple game Monkey Kick Off. If you wish to challenge me then post you record url code, in a comment to prove it, after you click challenge your monkey friends to get it. Try the challenge here

Play Game Ballyfermot Battle   

 Play Game Ballyfermot Space Cadet 

Thanks to DarrenB for introducing me to a great free tool

Can you do better than my attempts….Just add a comment then, go on you know you want to.

1. “Talk to the Hand” ” Eh? What do you mean its a more attractive option”
2. “These are the Four Fat Fingers of the Apocalypse and the thumb is the economy”
3. “Trust me you don’t wanna know where the hand has been”
4. “The vicious rumour that I am losing weight stops right here”
5. “Mary, dont make me use ‘The Mighty Hand Of Slap’ ” again

If you die laughing, don’t blame me!

Thanks to NathanK1 for this super funny video

” Who are you calling ‘Mr Del Monte’ ”

“Does my face look big in this? ”

” We’re Gonna need a bigger mike ”

” What the hell kind of magic mirror are you anyway? ”

” I’m not drunk yet sonny ”

” Buy me another five drinks and I’ll wear it as a hat ”

” Don’t look at my knees, you might see my chins ”

” Hey, you got the lips right ”

” Who would have thought that a Barney suit would have looked so well on you? “