The Ballyfermot Blogger

Lets face it this new cold war scenario can be solved by find a common theme, something that Dmitry Medvedev Russian President, Hu Jintao Chinese Leader and Russia’s likely ally, Viktor Yushchenko Ukrainian President Nato wannabe and Georgian leader Mikheil Saakashvili also Nato wannabe can agree on.

Yes even in a cold war build up and international recession we can alway find some cheer with new news from the “mewling tiger ” The Irish economy has today pulled itself out of the Politicians pocket to re-emerge as the shining light of cutting cheese technology profiteers and Glanbia have managed “a 37.6% increase in pre-tax profits”, to further this cause and to bring the fruits of our labour to the table we shall devise a cheese-solution to bring to the Cold War Leaders attention.

All these guys eat cheese

Dmitry Medvedev Russian President verdict : Suluguni is a pickled cheese from Georgia Its color ranges from white to pale yellow. While the smell is not universally appealing, the flavor is rewarding. Be honest Dmitry you didn’t invade Georgia just for control of the Oil pipe THIS was the real reason, White rancid gold

Hu Jintao Chinese Leader verdict: Brussels Cheese In texture it is smooth, with its taste being sharp and citrusy, with strong and salty bite. To control this cheese is to take control all of the NATO bureaucrats elegant, refined and civilized tasty snack. Its a winning hand

Viktor Yushchenko Ukrainian President verdict: Syr Orbita a melted cheese from Russia. Keep this close as a reminder of Russia inability to shape a cohesive force for the next invasion and to inspire your troops, this will be the rallying cry of the Invincible Democratic Ukrainian forces ” Syr Orbita ”

Georgian leader Mikheil Saakashvili verdict: Hard Cheese, to remind you of the American promises and for something to chuck at the Russians when the arrive at Tbilisi

There’s something we can all agree on, that’s the Cold War sorted and everyone can walk away satisfied and with their hands full and a smiling face, so get ready to say cheese!