The Ballyfermot Blogger

Roy Lewis’s ” What happened to Uncle Vanya ” renamed to ” Evolution Man ” is the back drop for my theory , but only as far as in contains intelligent Humans intent on evolving to greater things in the fierce competition of Mother Nature that surrounds them full of quick killing menace and natural phenomenon.

It’s based on a child’s nursery rhyme, author unknown, form the mists of pre history, innocuous, simple and encoded with word of mouth brilliance of an oral historical tradition that passes on in a hidden message, that i can understand now. And as I see it, this four lined poem contains the rise and fall of humankind, from the period of history pre and post great flood

Its beauty is in the fact that its dumbed down for the masses in order to be a vessel of knowledge for the initiated who are trained to recognize the true message ,as in the past Druidic lore did encode ,as seemingly simple rhyming poem, knowledge of trees, how to recognize their flower, when their fruit was harvested and where the grew. But only the initiated could decode this by ear.

This is my eureka moment

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the spout ( Insignificant and weak race of Humans climb the tree of evolution and they discover important things along the way )
Down came the rain and washed the spider out ( The Ice sheet melts and the great floods almost destroys mankind’s advances, but he survives, his great achievements and cities do not but his scientific knowledge and secrets are known only to a select few, these few are nurtured and protected in an elite priesthood. Waiting for mankind to grow strong enough again, to understand, why this sacred knowledge is needed, only after the danger of being wiped out from the catastrophe has passed . This is why religious cults have always been important to ancient civilisation )
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ( The Earth’s weather conditions improve and a fertile place is found to conducive for cultivation and safe enough to rebuild civilisation again, and the new masses will need a priesthood for guidance. The Priesthood harvest the cream of their re-cultured re-humanised crop to educate in the mysteries of their nearly lost hidden sacred knowledge of the ancients )
Now Incy Wincy spider went up the spout again! ( Now the great cycle of evolution begins again, but this time Humans have a head start and civilisations pop up everywhere almost fully formed, with a code of law, a government helped by priestly advisor’s, religions, written languages, a trade system, scientific knowledge of metallurgies, navigation, masonry and astronomy )

This is my ” Theory of Survivalist Evolution” and it is told to all of our sons and daughters every night. This is the legacy of the incredible genius of the Human minds ability to pass on and conserve the knowledge of our ancestors evolutionary triumphs in a poem even a child can understand

We may need a new poem for the future generation of the new stone age

The Arctic Monkeys are soon to be extinct along side drowning polar bears, seals and Indigenous races like the Eskimo, all made unloved by propaganda like ” Who cares about them, they’re miles away” and ” polar ba’ whats? P’Eskimos? next you’ll be believing in Santa Claus “. Out of convenient sight and mystified, the true plight of the artic and antartic ice sheets remain an inconvenient truth to international endeavors, for assimilation by stealth, to gain oil prospecting rights by promoting ignorance and to write off an ecosystem as an avenue for new resource exploration opportunities.

The horrific reality is that the ice sheet are at “tipping point” the point of no return, the oceans heat up twice as fast as predicted in the absents of covering ice, and snowball the effect ( pardon the pun ). The ocean levels were 300 feet lower during the height of the last Ice age and as strange as it sounds we are currently in a warm period of the same Ice Age the Neanderthals lived through and there is nothing to stop the sea level from rising another 150 feet.

These conditions of fresh ice water melt on a continental scale must stop. The cold liquid seepage into the warm salt water regulatory flow of the Atlantic which keeps Europe ice free with be diverted, slow down and finally stop and enter the new cold period of the current ice age. “But hey your talking about a hundred years or so right?” No, fossil record show that this has occurred in the past at lightning speed, ” What then, a couple of decades then? ” No, try a couple of years, three if you get lucky

To allow this to continue unabated with the fairy tail of virgin lands ripe for plunder is probably the legacy of the human race. Try shifting three miles thick of ice sheet with ” This wasn’t meant to happen, I believed the Governments version of the truth, quod erat demonstrandum ”

The last time the sea levels rose drastically was 12,500 BC tens of millions died, entire races were wiped from the face of the earth giving rise to legends such as Atlantis and the lost continent of Mu and the strange thing is we know the exact date it happened ( Esoteric ) , from the old Celtic festival of the dead ” Samain ” the Old Irish or Celtic ” Samhain ” more commonly know as Halloween, is the night we appease the dead by food offerings and controlling the evil spirits with witchcraft , fireworks and bonfires. This calamity was carried forward through oral tradition and feasting to help the Human race recover from a trauma that stopped evolution in its tracks for ten thousand years. The recovery started in Egypt where the lost Knowledge was carefully stored until the time was right to re-plant the nearly lost gnosis of mankind in fertile soil once more

Think about it, what will the future say about us.

I for one believe in Santa Claus

The story that triggered my post is here sleep well

Lets face it this new cold war scenario can be solved by find a common theme, something that Dmitry Medvedev Russian President, Hu Jintao Chinese Leader and Russia’s likely ally, Viktor Yushchenko Ukrainian President Nato wannabe and Georgian leader Mikheil Saakashvili also Nato wannabe can agree on.

Yes even in a cold war build up and international recession we can alway find some cheer with new news from the “mewling tiger ” The Irish economy has today pulled itself out of the Politicians pocket to re-emerge as the shining light of cutting cheese technology profiteers and Glanbia have managed “a 37.6% increase in pre-tax profits”, to further this cause and to bring the fruits of our labour to the table we shall devise a cheese-solution to bring to the Cold War Leaders attention.

All these guys eat cheese

Dmitry Medvedev Russian President verdict : Suluguni is a pickled cheese from Georgia Its color ranges from white to pale yellow. While the smell is not universally appealing, the flavor is rewarding. Be honest Dmitry you didn’t invade Georgia just for control of the Oil pipe THIS was the real reason, White rancid gold

Hu Jintao Chinese Leader verdict: Brussels Cheese In texture it is smooth, with its taste being sharp and citrusy, with strong and salty bite. To control this cheese is to take control all of the NATO bureaucrats elegant, refined and civilized tasty snack. Its a winning hand

Viktor Yushchenko Ukrainian President verdict: Syr Orbita a melted cheese from Russia. Keep this close as a reminder of Russia inability to shape a cohesive force for the next invasion and to inspire your troops, this will be the rallying cry of the Invincible Democratic Ukrainian forces ” Syr Orbita ”

Georgian leader Mikheil Saakashvili verdict: Hard Cheese, to remind you of the American promises and for something to chuck at the Russians when the arrive at Tbilisi

There’s something we can all agree on, that’s the Cold War sorted and everyone can walk away satisfied and with their hands full and a smiling face, so get ready to say cheese!

Intel imagines that there will be smart as human robots by 2050, oh dear. Intel’s senior researcher Jason Campell believes the with only 200 to 300 milliliter’s of catoms ( Computer Atoms to me and you) he could manage a “cell phone (that)is too big to fit comfortably in my pocket and too small for my fingers” is there something wrong with this analogy right here? and continues ” I could have it take on the shape of the device that I need at that moment ” Ermm… smaller fingers perhaps? Campbell also said, he could command it ” to …be a little squishy, so I can just drop it in my pocket.” this would be a sure fire hit with the “put your hand in there prank ” kids, an instant bestseller for Christmas.

Intel CEO Justin Ratner explains ” that Intel researchers are working to figure out how to harness millions of miniature robots, called catoms, so they could function as shape-shifting swarms ” So Intel want to ” let loose the dogs of war ” in an amorphous, polymorphic, changeling blob that eats wireless energy, can move independently and can understand commands in English on the World as a tool for the masses? nice, i can see absolutely nothing that could go wrong here, especially if its operating system will be Microsoft Vista for Micro Minds, multi licence of course.

Currently Intel ” are working on human-machine interfaces ” The Borg anybody? and “the lines between human and machine intelligence will begin to blur ” So I take it that this means Humans will get smarter while computers get dumber. Justin also states that these catoms ” can be programmed to take on the shape of anything from a cell phone to a shoe or even a human ” So there is still hope that a human shaped one will be send back through time to put a stop to this nonsense.

The scariest thing about this piece is that these men hold positions or respect and power and have huge wealth and influence. They could even run from the Presidency, could be an improvement right there.

For full story on computerworld.com Click Here

Taken from www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures Lets have some comments as captions

I’ll start you off:

Bush “It’s the only way to do it without hurting the Oil”
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Ireland is suffering an IC3 drought, and clear and inconspicuous slowdown for newly qualified staff for “companies that rely on students coming out of engineering and computer courses” and what is the prime mitigating factor? Maths.
“We are asleep when it comes to math” states Shane Dempsey, director of the Irish Software Association “Maths is the language of the knowledge economy” and lets face it, it is the only universally accepted cultural language. He continues with the following jaw dropper “Only two out of every 10 teachers teaching honours maths are actually qualified to do so” 20 percent are qualified only, in our Secondary school system! Okay, time out.

Lets assume that these quoted figures from our esteemed and learned friend are corrected, and “one tenth of Leaving Cert students failed maths and that out of 8,500 candidates some 4.5pc failed the honours paper, compared to 3.8pc last year” which would suggest that the Teaching falloff is a more recent event, but this is an exam that is a mandatory requirement for every high level course, and the stand-ins as it were “only have to do a module as part of one year at teacher training college to be qualified to teach honours maths” beggars beyond belief

This is an educational disaster, parents speak out as your educational unsupported children are not able to achieve their potential in this absolute and utter mess. Students please add comments to the article.

Girls and Boys of the Secondary School Year 2008-2009 I’m very sorry to say that its up to you to qualify as you gotta do the Math
Full story here

On the road to where next for Internet Giant Google is right beneath your feet and in the air all around you, if this sounds strange to you then read on, its because Google invent their own paths to walk or in most cases fly upon.

Not content in classifying over 200 billion web pages by popularity and giving away gems like Google Earth, Google News, Picassa, Google Maps, You Tube, Google Docs and Gmail and more all for free , they’ve decided to search for new things that already exist in the physical world to help us all, like a cheap abundant and none polluting energy supply that literally could save the Worlds energy crisis and pollution problems and how about a faster Internet by “freeing the airwaves” without anymore digging up roads or upgrading your hardware. These two ideas on their own will get as much as 90% of people thinking “yes please!” already.

Google’s philanthropic arm are investing in the energy “technology called Enhanced Geothermal Systems (EGS)” Google are investing $10.2 million in a geothermal mapping study and drilling technologies “Innovation is the path to massive quantities of cleaner, cheaper energy. The people we’re funding today have a real shot at lowering the cost of EGS, and bringing us closer to our goal of Renewable Energy Cheaper than Coal,” said Dr Larry Brilliant, executive director of Google.org with a brilliant name and a brilliant idea to advance EGS, Google.org announced funding for two companies and a university. Full story here on Silicone Republic

To think that you could have bought Google for $1 million ten years ago the $10 million being spent is one thousandth of their profits from advertising revenues, have you ever seen a flashing banner selling stuff on their website? No you never will. With profits of 10 Billion these guys can really save the world, the company is now worth a staggering 200 Billion dollars. A dollar for every web page on the internet or $33.5 for every person on the planet, thats a years wage for some.

Why, why do all this you ask? Well two young geeks form Stanford University , American Larry Page and Sergey Brin Russian/American once had an Idea, to be 10 to the power of one hundred on the Internet (a googleplex) but their credo is this, three simple words “Don’t Be Evil” and now they seem to be a power of good for an ailing planet

Also on Google the Free The Airways campaign is being processed in the courts in an attempt to open up the unused “White Spaces” in the current broadcasting methods that exist already and are simply being unused to speed up your Internet, full story also on Silicone Republic

As of yet unnamed “BANKS have promised to reimburse thousands of customers who saw their cash card details stolen from criminally- adapted ‘point of sale’ machines” What does this mean to you? You’ve been scammed, your credit card information was stolen IN SUPERMARKETS on Friday just gone and they were sent over seas by criminals who created a new forged edition of you credit card or bank cash cards and are happily spending your cash right now.

The Banks tell us right now that “as many as 20,000 cards had been compromised in the scam”from “47 bogus devices” How was this done, well they’re not saying but let me tell you how this was achieved. These shops and supermarkets were all paid an unscheduled personal visit, in “a small number of stores in the northeast pretending to be engineers working for various banks” These strangers were accepted as the real Macoy and none were asked for id, they proceeded to fit false fronts on cash machines with card readers and hidden cameras to see your fingers type in your code, unbelievably they were also given access to the networks, where they installed “packet sniffers” to scan all of the credit card swipes and key presses that took place while you paid for your groceries at the checkout as they travelled done the wires.

Deputy data protection commissioner Gary Davies said his office was concerned over how the data was stolen so easily, “We’re surprised it happened” said Mr Davis rather reassuringly all the while not telling the public exactly where and what places of business this fraud took place in is a betrayal of your trust . I’m sure they decision was made to protect the reputation of the Companies involved above you, why? , to ensure your continued loyal spending support and to keep you blissfully unaware. I imagine your reality check would cost them some money. “Don’t let the sheep know that the wolves were here, after all they’re only sheep” you can quote me

If i were you I’d cancel my Credit Card and Bank Card and suffer the inconvenience of going without for a few days, instead of finding yourself being arrested as a paedophile because somebody in Belgium has signed up on your behalf with your Credit Card

Now there’s something that the Bank would wash their hands of rapido and it’s an extremely frightening thought, after all who would believe it wasn’t you and your just a sheep for the slaughter

So have they informed you yet, i thought not.
Read the full story Independent.ie

You’ve gotta see this, its not everyday the world leader in Motherboard and Microprocessor chip technologies gets it ass kicked and what a kicking it gets in the miniaturization stakes look at this picture of its latest attempt of mobile technology the mighty “Atom” and alongside pops the Nvidia unbelievably tiny “Tegra”, take a look! Click on the image to zoom in. Full story on TG Daily

Hey Ladies,
I Imagine your bad hair days are a soon to be a underfunded recessional rare breed only, as Scientists “are explor(ing) the workings of hair with an atomic-force microscope and samples of Caucasian female hair” Thats the commonly spotted white lady to me and you girls, to discover why fibers in the hair “create friction with other fibers and make hair feel rough to the touch and hard to comb” wowzers! I can tell you that the hair market leaders are quaking in their perfect hairdos right now, either ordering a hitman or a pizza depending on the mood to cope with the thoughts of the current research coming to fruition, after all who wouldn’t purchase the bottle that flaunts the dream of “the perfect mullet rise or shine”
Don’t all swoon at once, read the full story here on The Washington Post

Social networking site Bebo is running a competition until September 30 this year, that will allow the best 500 entrants to sent a text or picture message to our most likely galactic neighbors in Gliese 581c, a star system 20.5 light years away. They will be sent using the giant RT-70 radar telescope from the Ukrainian Nation Space Agency due to arrive in 2029.
If by the most inconceivable coincidence some opposable thumbed, bipedal, intelligent and non suicidally destructive race of creatures pick up this radio signal and reply we should be due a response in 2050.That is of course if there will be anybody intelligent enough to answer back on Earth.
I quote Stephen Hawkin “Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare,” he then quickly added: “Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

Click on the image to zoom in and take a closer look and click on comments to the right to register your guesses, a word of warning do not go back to look at the pictures while typing, the text will disappear! So make sure you get a good look first then comment, you may also copy and paste from other comments and edit them to suit, you know it only makes sense.

Picture 1 Jimmy Guessed Correctly, Sand Dunes, but not on earth, see comments and further explanation of exactly what it is! There is a bonus point question on this one where in the solar system, what moon or planet and I’ll add your name here

Picture 2 We need a correct guess for this one

Picture 3 Jimmy Guessed Correctly, An object seen on Mars (but not seen from space) seen from about ten meters away with the Mars Discovery Rover! see comments for more!

Picture 4 SarahInCavan Guessed Correctly, A forest of trees! NASA says “Rock Formations” see comments for more on this! There is a bonus point question on this one where in the solar system is this picture taken, what planet and I’ll add your name here

Picture 5 We need a correct guess for this one

What you didn’t hear about this, I’m not surprised, after all a laptop “lost or stolen” from the Office of the Comptroller and Auditor General in April 2007 contained mostly Senior Citizens Information. For all we can tell the laptop was accidentally misplaced from the Auditor General Office? is there no security guards, cameras or sign in books? When was it discovered to be missing? We’re not told the information was even encrypted, this is a good indication that it wasn’t and anybody could see it.

Let me put it this way, stolen bank account details are worth £400 Sterling on the black market so in theory if these unlucky people had bank account information stored by the social welfare in their records then this information could be sold for an astounding €193,609,962 today, never mind what money that could be in the accounts to be withdrawn!

Full RTE News story here

On this luckiest of Chinese dates 08/08/08 world events grease the wheels of history with the greatest of democratic seeds falling onto barren soil and the powers that be demanding of equals to, do as i say not do as i do, make a wish for a better World.

On a personal note, all i can do in the eyes of blind justice is to quote the following truth…

From “linguist and social analyst Noam Chomsky, hypocrisy, defined as the refusal to “…apply to ourselves the same standards we apply to others” is one of the central evils of our society–promoting injustices such as war and social inequalities in a framework of self-deception, which includes the notion that hypocrisy itself is a necessary or beneficial part of human behavior and society.” (Taken Verbatim from Wikipedia)

No really, under the guise of making the beloved Irish cheque book a extremely endangered species the largest Credit Union in the country from Cork is introducing a Debit Card no less and with the follow quote {SIC} “Members will have no need to go near a bank – we will be able to offer the full service of a financial institution.” I’m wondering if the Credit Union will start to lose it identity. it position in Ireland is that it has a fondness in a lot of peoples hearts for not being a money grabbing bank per say. Where will this lead, I’m not sure.
The Credit Union has “More than two million people are members of 420 credit unions in the State, with savings of €12.3 billion at the end of last year.” so who am i to argue, incidentally if these figures are correct then the average person should have something in the region of €6,150 in their share balance. Not there just yet myself, does anybody care to say they actually beat this amount?
Full story here