Protect Your Sh**, Or Pay for it.

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

Hello friends i would like to share with you my recent Journey through education which was a Data Protection Course.

                                 

Interesting to say the least to realise the pure risk you are at everyday of being a victim of Fraud or Identity Theft. Also with just your name and a photo or even by yapping about how old Mary or Regina has upset you, you are putting valuable and usefull data into peoples heads and if this data was put in the wrong hands it could be worth big bucks/euras on the street.

                      

Protect your sh**, or pay for it

This is what i say to anybody who is sharing their info publicly (pretty stupid of me saying this while writing a blog on a website) but why put your stuff on bebo that tells everyone where you live what you do who ya like who ya hate who ya wanna marry who ya wanna kill.

I am a victim of the bebo revolution Facebook,My space whichever you use but are we all just brainwashed.?? Why cant we just talk to our friends in person rather than have tons of people ya despise added to your profile to “make” ya look popular.

To finish off my point i would like to say ” dont be a fool and give anyone nd everyone access to your stuff Online,Outside wherever you may be the world is full of Frauds,Pedo’s and Gangsters so Protect your shit and be part of it the DP movement

OR WIND UP LIKE THESE GUYS…….(taken from RTE news website)

  • 380,000 affected by laptop theft

The personal information of 380,000 social welfare recipients has been lost in what the Data Protection Commissioner described as a ’serious incident’.

  • Stolen HSE laptop leaves staff open to identity theft

Staff were not told for 13 days that an unencrypted laptop containing all their personal details had been stolen from HSE offices at the Carnegie Centre in Dublin’s Lord Edward Street.

                    So Please           Protect your Sh**

(comments are highly recommended and will be greatly appreciated)

Thanks for your time

King Dave has left the building

A Little Rhyme to kill the time.

Posted in Uncategorized on November 5th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

Hi Fellow Bloggers i wanted to share with you many songs i wrote through my life please see how through my life the songs i wrote changed and me with them.

 

Dave Cooney————- Age 4

This song was written on my floor with a spanish guitar i did not know how to use at the time.

Please remember my age and do spare the slaggy comments.

Smelly Feet

Written and produced by Little Dave Cooney

Smell my Feet feet feet Smell my Feet 

You all have Smelly Feet

Toenails like a twisted fork

Ohhh Smell my Feet Feet Feet Smell My Feet

You all have smelly Feet.

 

Song.2

As i grew more older i started to generate different styles and lifestyle growing up in the hood was hard for a boy of my age i had to fight for the sweets beat to be on the street and escape to be a free homie.

This next song was written when i was 9( A time when Tupac was the man i seen in the mirror not Wacko Jacko)

 

Davy Fizzle

I was born on the streets raised on rhymes and beats, they told me when i was younger that i had rotten feet

But the names have changed and no more im in nappies, The junkies on the street give me money for pretend Kidnappings, I wheel my buggie on my own you wont believe how much i have grown down in the place where the B****hes do go, Got the bling on my finger i am the gangster baby, shooting people on the streets of ballyer ya know im crazy, Tip Tip toes through an alley way at Sempra , i fell out of me buggie and me parents are in centra, Only a fiver to me name ill have to go on the game if the fella’s with umbrellas dont call me insane,

Shaka Kaaaaan

 I now write songs and play guitar constantly i will post my music up some day if this hasn’t put you off me already ha

 

Give me Soome fEEback

Dave

 

 

Jesus Christ!!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 8th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

 

Hello King Dave here!!

If you have a few spare minutes today please take a look at this illusion it will amaze you.

But Viewers must be warned their is a slight possibility that you could run franticly out of your house screaming you seen the lord himself but it is ok your just mental!!

 

 

Thanks for your time.

Vote for king dave this election!!

 

PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTOS A PLEASEIOTOS

Funny Footy Pictures

Posted in Uncategorized on October 8th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

Tevez: Will you still love me tommorow Wayne??

Rooney: “Giggles” he he ya know i will Carly Carlos

Tevez:  i love the hat wayne haha

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This is what Tevez’s father had to put up with in an average match back in the 80’s

Randy stuff from the dirty Brazilian

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MEAT> BALL FOR DINNER DEAR

Gary: What the hell did i just eat off the ground?? Oh My God was that?? Vomit!!

Ref: Did he just eat shit off the pitch??

 

The Music is Pumping up in this Shiiiiiat!!

OH WHAT A NIGHT!!

Does my bum look big in this????

How did Avram Feel after moscow????

Where did ya get those balls from Rooney?????

WAHHH!!! here comes fergie!! Rooney grab your Happy meal

 

 

 

 

Father Ted “A Comical Genius”

Posted in Uncategorized on October 7th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

Yes Indeed Father Ted Was a Die Hard REDS FAN!!

  Dermot Morgan of course plays Father but he is the king of comedy and indeed a huge united fan i want to dedicate this part of the site to a true legend and Comical Genius.If you do not like father ted you have to be truel and deeply sick this a show that every irish person alive should love. Its unbelievable witty comedy and amazing punch lines make it an irish comedy to be proud of!!A Show that took the mick out of religion and made prests of all people seem hilarious it has made me weap with laughter at times and here are some screen shots and explaine scenarii’s ted and the lads got themselves into.

Ted Makes a chinese face and does a chinese impression as a family of Chinese walk by his window and catch him making this gesture. The whole village call him a rascist as he tries to defend his honour an old friend drops by who is an ex natzie while he is just about to make friends with the Chinese.

 Jack Awakes to realise he has been asleep for over ten year. He has been drunk and in an awful state for these years and never got the chance to get sobour and doesnt realise he is still a priest!!

Jack “Who are you?? Where am i!!” as he looks around he starts to get his memory back”Chair” “curtains” as ted looks at him ands says well done he says to ted and points “gobshite”. They try to explain that he was a priest and then it hits him as he becomes sobour and he screams “dont tell me im still on this feckin Island”.

 

Dermot Morgan passed away  28/2/1998

A Comical Genius and a true irishman He will be truely Missed but Never Forgot!

                       If Only More Priests were like Father Ted

 

Can women love football?? Really?? Seriously??

Posted in Uncategorized on October 7th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

By King Cooney

It is a known fact that football is a mans sport the majority of us lads like to watch the odd game with a few drinks and shout profously at the linesman refs and sometimes our own mothers and significant others, (Sorry Ma)

But does the myth remain or can women actually be footy fanatics, Sure they will tell us they love rooney and that Papa Bouba the nigerian looks good in a piar of shorts and watch the occasional game. To be honest ya really can never tell!!. To label women in this way is bad but ask the majority of women you know have they ever heard of Mark Hughes, Daglish, Or Stevie bruce  and they will more and likely say eh.. yeah i never heard of them.

 

But once Ronaldo,Beckham,Owen and Reo Coker come up they will know exactly who your talking about. So lads when your ladie tells you she is a die hard red, Or a rock solid Blue. Just think to yourself that when ronaldo giggles and beckham fiddles in his smelly thong she aint thinking of you!!

                                                 

WHAT HAPPENED THE BEAUTIFUL GAME WHAT!!!

 

 

 

M.U.F.C

Posted in Uncategorized on September 17th, 2008 by Dave Cooney

                                              

CHECK OUT OUR NEW “UNITED WE LAUGH” WEBPAGE!!!!!

 Welcome to the Manchester United fanpage of the year..!!! Written and edited by Mr D.Cooney

Please take a look around enjoy the scenery and take a trip through time into the magical world of Manchester United Football Club.

If anyone is a nuetral football supporter or just likes to watch the odd game please visit our why to like Manchester United Section???!!

WHAT THIS SITE HAS TO OFFER

History & Memories to Last 4Ever

                 Champions                                                                         

                                                                                               

Good Times

           

Bad Times         

            

ALL HERE ON MUFC BLOG

COONEY STYLE!!!!