Horror-scopes!

by emmy

Why do we read horoscopes? Lets face it none of us actually believe this shite, yet we still turn to the back page of the metro or O.K magazine to have our fortune told. We scan our star signs looking for some form of hope that our lives will drastically change before our very eyes….but is it possible that the exact same thing will happen to everybody with the same sign…highly unlikely.

Even though the bulk of us know deep down that horoscopes are actually a load of bull I think it is true to say that there is still something inside us that will look for that “special someone right in front of us” or go out buying the next lotto ticket or scratch card if we are told “luck will be in the finances”,when actually it causes a small dip in our pockets and a lowering of standards to the people we don’t find attractive!….at the end of the day i think its all down to hope,faith and reassurance that something good is coming our way….(also lets face it reading about your “fortune” is more interesting than reading about Brian Cowan’s latest financial irregularities)…..so just for fun here’s this weeks signs…..

 

Aries the RamAries - March 21 - April 20
Your partner may push buttons that infuriate you.

Your high energy will enable you to enlist the help of those in a position to back you.

Educational courses will be stimulating and successful.

Taurus the BullTaurus - April 21 - May 20
You need to distance yourself from the situation for a little while first.

Be careful when dealing with superiors.

 Your personal life will still be experiencing difficulties and you are best to avoid the issues for the time being.

Gemini the TwinsGemini - May 21 - June 21
Groups you belong to will not only enjoy your company, but they will also share your interests.

 Take care of chores that have been hanging over your head.

Moneymaking opportunities will surface.

Cancer the CrabCancer - June 22 - July 22
You can enjoy your involvement in organizations that make charitable contributions.

 You must make them stand on their own two feet regardless of how much you want to make things better for them.

 Do not let the reactions of others get you going.

Leo the LionLeo - July 23 -August 22
You will have a blowup today if your partner does things that you feel are not aboveboard. You should sit down with someone you trust and work out a budget that will enable you to save a little extra. You will find that valuable knowledge can be gained if you are willing to listen.

Virgo the VirginVirgo - August 23 - September 22
Problems with relatives and friends could surface. Get involved in the activities of children. They will teach you far more than you expect. Go out with friends who are positive and supportive.

Libra - September 23 - October 22
Your boss may be on the rampage and you certainly don’t want to be the one to take the brunt of a bad situation. This will be a very hectic day if you’ve made promises to too many people. Help others solve their dilemmas.

Scorpio the ScorpionScorpio - October 23 - November 21
Don’t fall into the trap. You will have a problem dealing with groups. Be supportive in order to avoid confrontations.

Sagittarius the ArcherSagittarius - November 22 - December 20
You may find travel to be most rewarding. Hard work will not go unnoticed. Your ability to take hold of a situation will surely bring you popularity and leadership.

Capricorn the GoatCapricorn - December 21 - January 19
You could be disillusioned if you let relative in on your emotional thoughts. Communicate with relatives who may need advice in order to find solutions to their existing problems. You may overspend if you travel today; however, the trip will be one to remember.

Aquarius the Water BearerAquarius - January 20 - February 18
Problems with fire, gas, or oil may cause disruptions and annoyances. Rest and relaxation will be more favorable than you think. Don’t let coworkers get wind of your ideas or they might try to take credit for your hard work.

Pisces the FishesPisces - February 19 - March 20
Make plans to meet again in the near future. Don’t let your mate talk you into going somewhere you’d rather not go. Correspondence may not clear up issues.



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