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“You touched my Ball”

Location : Palmerstown Bowler

wer you in the Palmerstown bowler on Saturday? hi liter blond hair and a rapit nike tracksuit? i was in lane 3 and when i slipt on da lane you laffed at me but you were a ride so i didnt go mental. if u are readin dis, txt back and ill by you a bag of chips and maybe more….

Re: “You touched my Ball”

Location: Palmerstown Bowler

Alrite, whats de story? I saw you in d Palmerstown bowler on saturday, your beautiful eyes and wunderful fashun sence made me fall in luv strate away. You were wearin massive air max and a savage burberry cap, and wer drinkin fosters. I was wearin me best nike tracksuit, had blond hair, and laffed at u wen u fell over. I touched yer ball.

Giz a shout and we’ll go for an abra some time.

Pets wanted in Dublin

Title: Unicorn wanted

North Dublin Conversation

Wacker a shady yet scaldy Dub from Finglas calls his mate John-Jo a very dodgy character in Coolock for a casual conversation.

Wacker: What’s the storyyyyyyy? Ya bleedin muppet ye..

John-Jo: Alrightttttt! Just trippin balls on E watchin that feckin eejit Pat Kenny. What about you man?

Wacker: Just aven a shite!!!!

John-Jo: Brilliant, Brilliant, So are yea aven a good one then?

Wacker: Yea man, it’s bleedin deadly. I’m already feeling 10 stone lighter.

John-Jo: So are ya doin anything tomorrow like?

Wacker: Just gonna wash me Burberry hat and get out of it. Wha about you?

John-Jo: I’m working tomorrow, I have a few drop offs. A bit of wheelin and dealing if you catch me drift man…

Wacker: Jaysis! ye will be bleeding wrecked in the morning when that E wears off.

John-jo: Ah, it’s sorted man. I’m gonna get the bird bring me around. Ya know what I mean. I will buy her some new hoop earings or something.

Wacker:Hear! didn’t you get her new hoop earing the last time and didn’t they bleedin turn her ears yella.

John-Jo: hehe! Yeah!

Wacker: Hang on there bud! Someone is trying to ring me, yeah!

Wacker: hello!

25 Cent: Waaaassssssuuuuppppp!

Wacker: Waaaassssssuuuuppppp!

25 Cent: Waaaassssssuuuuppppp!

Wacker: What the hell do you want!

25 Cent: Alright Bud! It’s 25 here. Just seen if ya wanna buy any tracksuits and shit. Yeah.

Wacker: Alright horse, nah I have enough trackies.

25 Cent: Alright so…..Can I have a lend of a ten-er then? It’s for the Bus.

Wacker: M….M….I’m kinda broke bud.

25 Cent: Ah, shite….Alright bud I’ll talk to ya later then.

Wacker: Sorted bud! Later yeah!

Wacker: (switches back to John-Jo) Alright boll*cks, ya still there?

John-Jo: Alright! Who was it there?

Wacker: That feckin eejit 25 Cent looking for money.

John-Jo: He’s a bleeding lugamon that chap.

Wacker: yeah I know, right I have go bud. Talk to ya later yeah!

John-Jo: Right bud! Later yeah!

Wacker: Yeah!

Skanger me Banger

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